You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You sold 300 junk items.

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.