QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

You changed batteries 100 times.

You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

You survived Elderwood National Park.

You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.

Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.