Defeat the Mage.

Out Chop Chop Chop Master Onion to learn all the lessons of Romantic Love.

Master the Toasty Buns beard breakout mix to learn the Beard Burger Masters burger building technique.

Fully upgrade a Hunter Subclass.

Rearrange a sentence to make a cheese pillar.

Retrieve the scroll from the top of the star projector.

Rearrange a sentence to make the bridge huge.

Rearrange a sentence to make the little frog huge.

Find a Glitchbird.

Defeat the Honey Badger in a boxing match.

Complete the game on New Game+

Unlock all Skills

Complete all Bonus Objectives for every crime type