Bedlam Basher
Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack.
"Good for you. Coward."
10/2/2009
3:33:04 PM
Rare 10.2%
Say "No" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants.
"Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
10/2/2009
11:07:47 AM
Very Rare 9.5%
Fire Hazard
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers.
"Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."
10/2/2009
11:02:04 AM
Very Rare 9.7%
Just a Flesh Wound
Complete a level without dying.
"Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."
10/2/2009
10:59:39 AM
Rare 24.1%
Feeling Punchy
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat.
"Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
10/2/2009
10:46:43 AM
Rare 36.6%
Hazard Master
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting.
"You've done this before, haven't you?"
10/2/2009
10:43:16 AM
Very Rare 7.3%
Boom
Blow up 50 explosive objects.
"Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
10/1/2009
10:26:00 AM
Rare 11.2%
Shield Master
Collect 20 Master Shield pickups.
"It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!"
10/1/2009
9:39:20 AM
Very Rare 9.6%
Well, I Heard Them Scream
Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle.
"Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."
9/30/2009
9:37:59 PM
Rare 12.3%
Maxx Karnage
Collect 20 Hazard pickups.
"Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."
9/30/2009
5:36:56 PM
Rare 11.3%
Dances With Guns
Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed.
"Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"
9/30/2009
11:10:24 AM
Rare 10.2%
Draw
Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters.
"Now all we need is the spaghetti..."
9/30/2009
10:53:58 AM
Rare 12.7%
Meat Your Maker
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker.
"Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."
9/29/2009
9:14:34 PM
Rare 11.5%
Head Cheese
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots.
"Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."
9/29/2009
9:13:00 PM
Rare 14.4%
...Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end.
"Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
9/29/2009
6:37:29 PM
Rare 17.6%
Pseudo-Hazard
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting.
"Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"
9/29/2009
6:33:55 PM
Very Rare 9.7%
Multiplayer Master!
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."
9/29/2009
6:33:47 PM
Rare 15.3%
Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting.
"Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
9/29/2009
6:33:40 PM
Rare 15.3%
Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle.
"Like I said…"
9/29/2009
6:31:35 PM
Rare 15.3%
Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7.
"I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"
9/29/2009
4:57:05 PM
Rare 16.9%
Pure Energy
Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol.
"Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
9/29/2009
3:48:06 PM
Rare 19.8%
Talk!
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."
9/29/2009
3:44:44 PM
Rare 17.7%
Your Turn
Defeat Altos Tratus.
"Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."
9/29/2009
3:42:37 PM
Rare 17.7%