Turdball Wizard
Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!
2/11/2025
12:40:33 AM
Ultra Rare 4.3%
Teratomo? Teratomo!
Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!
12/24/2024
7:31:44 PM
Rare 15.2%
Teratomo Defeated
Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.
12/24/2024
7:31:18 PM
Rare 15.3%
Ambidextrous
Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.
12/23/2024
11:00:17 PM
Rare 21.8%
It's Not In The Game
Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.
12/21/2024
10:49:33 PM
Rare 23.0%
Floopsnoot Queen Defeated
Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations!
12/21/2024
10:45:58 PM
Rare 24.8%
I Want To Go Home. Eventually.
Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home!
12/21/2024
2:42:47 AM
Rare 38.4%
It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me.
Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...
12/21/2024
2:23:36 AM
Rare 14.2%
