Summon Woodguy Jr in Attack Vector

Clock Vostok 2093 once

Buy 100 of Everything on Earth

Replace the King Wash facia and make your father proud

Land the plane 9 times in UFO Assault

Lose everything and end up working at the Bestwurst

Purchase 100 Lemonade Stands

Get to level 3 on adventure mode in Bomb Dudes

Shrink the King Wash to expand Arcade Paradise

Pass out in the arcade 10 times

Inflict 5000 damage on the toilet

Complete 10 goals