Kill 30 players with an assault rifle and/or a sniper rifle from over 100 meters away.

Kill 100 players by any means.

Charge your boost gauge to the max with energy drink and painkiller overdose.

Obtain a Chicken Dinner in Squads.

Kill 10 players with an assault rifle and/or a sniper rifle from over 100 meters away.

Kill another player with the frying pan.

Kill 10 players by any means.

Kill at least 4 players in a single match.

Kill a player by any means.

You've spent $500.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.