Not that I have any money to get new music, though. Hell, maybe I COULD wear that stupid Viking hat.
Play and finish 50 matches.
4/15/2017
10:27:46 PM
Ultra Rare 1.1%
Why's he think we all want to go to college? Decades of student loan debt plus four more years in a classroom? No thanks.
Get 50 kills with 3 different characters.
4/15/2017
10:06:45 PM
Ultra Rare 4.3%
Okay, so I just slammed into Amy in the hall and it's official: I need to man the hell up!
Get 1st place in 25 matches.
4/15/2017
7:04:54 PM
Ultra Rare 1.1%
Actually, that would make me like her more. And to be clear, what I mean is, if she IS a little weird, I'd like that.
The Emperor (or at least his face) will SMASH you!
4/15/2017
6:04:50 PM
Very Rare 7.9%
I wasn't saying I'd like her more if she wanted to get with Abe Lincoln. That'd be super gross cuz he’s dead. And very tall.
Anger an alien, kill an enemy!
4/15/2017
5:35:00 PM
Very Rare 6.0%
Hooper's talking about college. Again. "So what are your plans for college, kids?" It's like everyday with this guy.
Get 100 kills.
4/15/2017
5:09:19 PM
Ultra Rare 3.4%
Nope — there's just a poster of Abraham Lincoln behind me. She could be smiling at the poster, I guess? That'd be so weird.
Discover granny's terrible secret!
4/15/2017
4:48:15 PM
Ultra Rare 3.4%
Maybe I'll go work at Viking Burger just to annoy him. But I really don't want to wear one of those Viking Horn Hats.
Play and finish 20 matches.
4/15/2017
4:43:39 PM
Ultra Rare 3.9%
Maybe she just feels sorry for me. Or maybe she's smiling at someone behind me?
Use all Alientown warps — including secret warps — in one match!
4/15/2017
4:38:40 PM
Ultra Rare 0.6%
Amy keeps looking at me and smiling. That's weird. I mean it's cool. But it's weird.
Discover The Lost in Shooting Gallery!
4/14/2017
7:57:22 PM
Ultra Rare 2.0%
I wonder if she likes me. How amazing would THAT be?
Destroy three moon rocks in Shooting Gallery!
4/14/2017
7:53:45 PM
Very Rare 6.5%
I wonder if I could get a job making art. Like after high school. I'd so love to make art for video games!
Get 1st place in 7 matches.
4/14/2017
6:14:06 PM
Ultra Rare 4.9%
Or maybe I'm just bored. I think that's it — I'm bored.
Play and finish 10 matches.
4/14/2017
5:46:03 PM
Very Rare 8.7%
Not that I have ANY idea where I'm going. Alan says I need to come work at Magic Mouse this summer. Uhm, HELL no.
Do 3000 points of damage with special attacks.
4/14/2017
5:10:04 PM
Rare 11.9%
But I mean, why wouldn't I be? This class sucks so bad.
Get 1st place in a match.
4/14/2017
4:11:23 PM
Rare 27.6%
Then I'll just hide in a stall and watch videos till class ends.
Complete Training.
4/14/2017
3:26:49 PM
Rare 45.5%
Superior Shot
Earned 3 free balls on one shot (Except Trials and Multiplayer)
4/13/2017
7:00:31 PM
Common 62.3%
