You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You have joined the KKK.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

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Complete Level 8 - Juggernauts and Crosses

Complete Level 6 - Red Head Detention

Complete Level 4 - Rock up at the Lock up

Complete Level 3 - Exploratory Laboratory