Complete Chapter 3 - 1 on any difficulty setting.

Complete Chapter 2 - 3 on any difficulty setting.

In any mode, hit a home run into the rocks in left-center in Anaheim.

Make a positive coop morality choice

Sack the QB before he can hand the ball off. 5 min qtrs, All Pro (no co-op)

First kill with a Pipe.

First kill with a Scalpel.

Unlocked first door.

Kill first minion.

Find your first Asylum File.

Unlock first container.

Died once.