You failed at the last hurdle.

You got thrown out with your clothes on.

Order a fancy coffee.

You successfully stole a pair of her panties.

You might want to double check the evidence...

You got caught wearing her underwear.

I majored in sargeantology.

Call me sarge.

Corporal diem.

Well isn't that special.

Second comes first.

Settle in, buttercup.

We are soldiers now.