You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You befriended your father.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You sold 300 junk items.

You have joined the KKK.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.