You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You befriended your father.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.