Commitment
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
4/9/2025
1:40:12 AM
Ultra Rare 2.1%
Speed Run
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
4/5/2025
3:13:30 PM
Very Rare 6.5%
Settings World Champion
Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.
4/1/2025
11:17:46 PM
Very Rare 9.5%
Get Your First Trophy
Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.
4/1/2025
10:59:25 PM
Common 78.0%
Can't catch him with this old junker
Conrad successfully escaped on the speedboat
3/30/2025
4:55:07 PM
Rare 15.1%
Forger
Forge a higher-quality Gem by combining three Gems of the same quality.
3/29/2025
7:18:00 PM
Common 50.1%
Nemesis
Encounter the same Orc 3 times in nemesis missions without killing him.
3/29/2025
5:18:50 PM
Rare 39.2%
