Just a Flesh Wound
Complete a level without dying.
"Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."
5/15/2009
9:46:11 PM
Rare 24.1%
Headache
Score 20 headshots.
"A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
5/15/2009
9:41:43 PM
Common 70.9%
No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.
"That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."
5/15/2009
9:38:52 PM
Rare 29.9%
Feeling Punchy
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat.
"Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
5/15/2009
9:36:16 PM
Rare 36.6%
Hands-On Approach
Defeat an enemy using melee combat.
"I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"
5/15/2009
9:25:59 PM
Common 82.0%
Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials.
"Like I had any choice..."
5/15/2009
9:22:19 PM
Common 82.1%
Take 5.
Pause the game for the first time.
"Hey...come back here and play!"
5/15/2009
9:19:00 PM
Common 86.3%
It's HAZARD TIME!
Start your first game.
"Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
5/15/2009
9:18:24 PM
Common 97.3%
...Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end.
"Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
5/15/2009
9:15:15 PM
Rare 17.6%
