You've farted on animals 25 times.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.