Dances With Guns
Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed.
"Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"
3/10/2009
1:05:21 PM
Rare 10.2%
Eat FIST!
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills.
"In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."
3/10/2009
12:58:25 PM
Rare 28.4%
Uncovered
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects.
"I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"
3/10/2009
12:43:02 PM
Rare 40.4%
Meat Your Maker
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker.
"Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."
3/10/2009
12:24:39 PM
Rare 11.5%
Head Cheese
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots.
"Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."
3/10/2009
12:22:06 PM
Rare 14.4%
Just a Flesh Wound
Complete a level without dying.
"Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."
3/10/2009
12:17:29 PM
Rare 24.1%
Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire.
"Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
3/10/2009
12:08:49 PM
Rare 30.8%
Headache
Score 20 headshots.
"A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
3/10/2009
12:06:26 PM
Common 70.9%
Feeling Punchy
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat.
"Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
3/10/2009
11:54:32 AM
Rare 36.6%
Hands-On Approach
Defeat an enemy using melee combat.
"I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"
3/10/2009
5:03:07 AM
Common 82.0%
Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials.
"Like I had any choice..."
3/10/2009
5:02:51 AM
Common 82.1%
Take 5.
Pause the game for the first time.
"Hey...come back here and play!"
3/10/2009
5:00:41 AM
Common 86.3%
It's HAZARD TIME!
Start your first game.
"Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
3/10/2009
4:59:46 AM
Common 97.3%
...Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end.
"Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
3/10/2009
4:56:43 AM
Rare 17.6%
Treadhead - Kill 30 Helghast whilst in the tank
Take 30 Helghast lives whilst using the ISA tank
3/6/2009
1:08:25 PM
Very Rare 7.8%
