Amazing Story (150 hits)

I am Mayonnaise (90 hits)

Hit 50 times!

Hit the Mayo 5 times!

Defeat a boss with one of Porkrind's new weapons

Defeat every boss in Inkwell Isle IV

Complete "The Battle of Plank Harbor"

Reach terminal velocity

Bump into 3 people while rolling on the ground before getting up

Qualify from a round without falling over even once

Equip a rare or legendary Body Colour, Pattern, Upper and Lower Costume piece

Equip an uncommon or better Body Colour, Pattern, Upper and Lower Costume piece