No rush
Press the red button at the last minute, just before your twin gets crushed
8/1/2021
2:52:49 AM
Common 75.3%
Platinum Trophy (Thanks for your money suckers)
Do everything. Now go preorder Trover 2, you little popsicle stick.
7/30/2021
6:53:39 PM
Very Rare 6.2%
The Ultimate Happy Ending
Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!
7/30/2021
6:53:39 PM
Rare 15.3%
Trialling Experience
In Voyage of Despair, acquire the Sentinel Artifact
7/26/2021
6:49:30 PM
Rare 19.7%
It's A Video Game, Kill Something!
Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary!
7/15/2021
9:23:37 PM
Rare 23.0%
Worst Guest Ever
You did it! You killed every killable NPC! You're certified, psychopathic killer! Someone should probably call the police...
7/6/2021
10:02:50 PM
Very Rare 8.0%
Final Upgrade!
You got the final upgrade! You're all sticky, like a popsicle stick!
6/18/2021
3:35:28 PM
Very Rare 8.5%
Trover ****s the Universe
You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.
6/18/2021
3:23:13 PM
Rare 39.8%
No Winners In This Game!
Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.
6/18/2021
3:19:55 PM
Rare 30.7%
