You got literally every trophy in the game!

Defeat ???

Prevent universal taxation.

Destroy someone else's deed.

Find all the hats.

Defeat Corrupt Onion and beat the game.

Get nuked, kiddo.

Destroy the book that taught everyone how to speak.

Destroy a waifu.

Read and rip up part of a diary.

Tear up a nuclear hazard information sheet.

Rip up a letter to the dead.

Destroy a receipt for seeds.