You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You've spent $500.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Collect one glowing piece from each of the 4 toy sets.

Find all of THE PLAYROOM trophies.

Score by using a boost attack.

Make a rally last more than 10 hits.

Suck up all toys using the vacuum cleaner.

Acquired a Crystal Relic

Discovered a treasure chest