You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You have joined the KKK.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Beat the game

Summon every Soul with the Claws of Hades

Completely upgrade all weapons