Fully Perused Stan's Wares

Drank everything available in Club 41

Got Civil charges against Guybrush dropped

Explored the possibilities of Guybrush calling himself to the stand

Acquired La Esponja Grande

Tried every Tarot Card combination

Accepted into the Brotherhood

Tried every possible Face-Off feature

Got one one ten thousandth of the way through the alternate solution to the Cochlea puzzle

Convinced DeCava that Guybrush is married to Morgan

Heard the Secret of Donkey Island

Threatened a number of adversaries with a Hook

Caught a Red Herring