In two tries or less, enter the warehouse office without being caught by the Coffee Mascots

Solve the optimal roasting temperature of Dark Triangle Coffee

Team up with a friend for a match.

Complete Episode 1: Number One Fan

Take the "accessories" from the kitchen

Watch all the Writer's Journey videos

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

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See all classic endings (Leave, Maria, In Water, Rebirth, Dog).

Collect all other trophies in the game.