Get an ELITE PASS on the C Class Combat Event on Metro Park in 2048

Clear the "Ground Zeroes" mission

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You befriended your father.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Comet Drop over 170 meters