You've farted on people 100 times.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.