Pointlessly Edgy
Lose maybe ((67-1)/6)-ish times in a row in a single level. Or don't. You might get an extra life or something.
(Nobody reads these anyway, so I dunno why I even bother…)
8/15/2020
8:54:35 PM
Common 73.1%
Stop in the Name of the Law!
Lose by telefragging a building into yourself.
(Unfortunately, we can’t have giant hands randomly intruding upon people’s homes. It's just not feasible in this economy.)
8/15/2020
6:56:28 PM
Common 67.1%
A Long Jump Forward
Traverse 1000 buildings.
(You’re making good progress, wherever you’re headed. And if you’re already sick and tired of this, eh, at least you’re mostly there, objectively speaking.)
8/15/2020
6:55:20 PM
Common 67.4%
Birdwatching Goes Both Ways
Complete a level with “birds” without getting stunned by a single “bird”.
(Cause y'know... "birds"....)
8/15/2020
6:50:47 PM
Common 67.4%
The Birds Work for the Boo Zhua Zee!!
Lose while stunned by a “bird”.
(Somewhere, a [redacted] is laughing at you.)
(I was informed by [redacted] that I had to change this trophy description. Support your local, very-real birds. They work very hard respecting our privacy. There's no war in Bah.... s... se...)
8/15/2020
6:34:10 PM
Common 81.2%
Five Hundred Buildings, Woooooh!
Traverse 500 buildings.
(I was going to sing that song for the next eight thousand seven hundred and thirty one lines or so, but now I gotta come up with something else… Sigh…)
8/15/2020
6:21:19 PM
Common 77.1%
