DontShootJFK • Platinum Hunt

DontShootJFK🇺🇸

TGCH

Level 1474

79%

72558

Total Trophies

2921

24107

15574

29956

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This

Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

1/14/2017

3:48:03 AM

Rare 10.4%

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better

Win the human contest

1/14/2017

3:40:16 AM

Rare 20.9%

Rap Sheet: Cheat

Disqualify Harold

1/14/2017

3:36:39 AM

Rare 21.1%

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time

Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

1/14/2017

3:35:46 AM

Rare 11.6%

It's an Honor Just to Compete

Enter the human contest

1/14/2017

3:34:23 AM

Rare 21.5%

Are You My Mummy?

Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

1/14/2017

3:33:04 AM

Rare 15.9%

That Only Works with Alligators

Try to flush the hamster

1/14/2017

3:26:56 AM

Rare 17.8%

Now You're Pushing It

Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

1/14/2017

3:26:25 AM

Rare 12.9%

Don't Try This at Home

Microwave the frozen hamster

1/14/2017

3:25:42 AM

Rare 21.4%

Voiding the Warranty

Try to put something metal in the microwave

1/14/2017

3:25:33 AM

Rare 15.6%

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same

Get a tiny sweater

1/14/2017

3:25:16 AM

Rare 21.0%

Costume Quest

Clothe Laverne in the costume

1/14/2017

3:18:49 AM

Rare 22.9%

WWSCD?

Climb through the chimney with all three kids

1/14/2017

3:16:13 AM

Rare 22.6%

Rap Sheet: Yegg

Open the safe

1/14/2017

3:04:25 AM

Rare 25.6%

We're All Brothers

Ask the IRS agents if they're related

1/14/2017

3:00:39 AM

Rare 16.7%

Rap Sheet: Vandal

Deflate Oozo

1/14/2017

2:44:17 AM

Rare 22.1%

Windsock it to Me

Change the flag

1/14/2017

2:41:35 AM

Rare 23.3%

Only George Can Destroy a Tree

Destroy a cherry tree

1/14/2017

2:35:52 AM

Rare 26.3%

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree

Create a cherry tree

1/14/2017

2:33:50 AM

Rare 26.6%

Missing Pink

Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

1/14/2017

2:32:48 AM

Rare 12.1%

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac

Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

1/14/2017

2:28:10 AM

Rare 23.7%

Moronic Drone

Get a job

1/14/2017

2:24:18 AM

Rare 22.6%

You Call That a Hint?

Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

1/14/2017

2:21:23 AM

Rare 13.3%

That Joke Never Gets Old

Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

1/14/2017

2:17:42 AM

Rare 13.5%

Novelty Enthusiast

Get all six novelty items

1/14/2017

2:02:17 AM

Rare 22.5%