Obtain Sweezy.

Pop 20 Grunt eyeballs.

Defeat Krubis.

Defeat 9-Torg.

Obtain Knifey.

While you were passed out drunk somebody nicked your shoes.

You've lost ten thousand groschen.

You've defeated an enemy with every type of weapon.

You pulverized a rabbit with a gunshot.

You finally met Markvart von Aulitz.

You helped the legate attain martyrdom.

You slit the throat of an enemy who was looking for you.