You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You've spent $500.

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.