Really? This Game's Not That Good
Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.
7/6/2019
2:15:46 PM
Rare 27.9%
Trover ****s the Universe
You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.
7/6/2019
1:52:44 PM
Rare 39.8%
No Winners In This Game!
Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.
7/6/2019
1:50:33 PM
Rare 30.7%
That went well...
Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.
7/6/2019
12:49:49 PM
Rare 44.6%
Here's Donny!
Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.
7/6/2019
12:31:53 PM
Rare 44.4%
Here's a damn trophy, now stop killing me!
Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy?
7/6/2019
11:46:19 AM
Rare 36.8%
WE <3 MURDER
Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that mom and dad?!
7/5/2019
9:45:16 PM
Rare 45.6%