You completed the game on Normal difficulty.

You calmed the fury of the storm.

You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.

You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

You drank 'em bot' up.

20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

You destroyed the bulldozer.

You survived Elderwood National Park.