You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You've spent $500.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You befriended your father.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.