You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.