Get the 3 lums cups and the 3 Teensy cups of a painting

Pull a turnip out of the ground with a crush attack, then hit it with a jump kick

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You've spent $500.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.