Fashion Sense
Choose a costume for your sackperson with at least one item on your head, at least one item on your body, and a material
6/29/2010
5:53:21 PM
Common 86.3%
Euthanasia
Hit 15 enemies with one Agony Ball using the Pain Lifter's Double Team
6/29/2010
1:21:20 AM
Ultra Rare 2.3%
Dollpocalypse
Hit 6 enemies with the explosion from a Brood's Double Team
6/29/2010
12:46:27 AM
Ultra Rare 2.7%
Ringleader
Trapped 15 enemies in one ring of fire with the Fire Baron's Double Team
6/29/2010
12:30:49 AM
Ultra Rare 2.9%
King of Hazard Land!
Earn all Trophies in the game.
"You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"
6/28/2010
10:53:26 PM
Very Rare 7.1%
Just a Flesh Wound
Complete a level without dying.
"Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."
6/28/2010
10:53:25 PM
Rare 24.1%
Observe the Grenade
Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher.
"Test the grenades: check!"
6/28/2010
10:32:57 PM
Very Rare 7.5%
Dances With Guns
Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed.
"Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"
6/28/2010
3:02:35 PM
Rare 10.2%
Bedlam Basher
Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack.
"Good for you. Coward."
6/28/2010
2:51:31 PM
Rare 10.2%
Meat Your Maker
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker.
"Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."
6/28/2010
2:45:55 PM
Rare 11.5%
Head Cheese
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots.
"Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."
6/28/2010
2:44:11 PM
Rare 14.4%
Say "No" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants.
"Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
6/28/2010
2:42:22 PM
Very Rare 9.5%
...Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end.
"Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
6/28/2010
2:34:16 PM
Rare 17.6%
Hazard Master
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting.
"You've done this before, haven't you?"
6/28/2010
2:27:03 PM
Very Rare 7.3%
Pseudo-Hazard
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting.
"Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"
6/28/2010
2:26:58 PM
Very Rare 9.7%
Multiplayer Master!
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."
6/28/2010
2:26:51 PM
Rare 15.3%
Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting.
"Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
6/28/2010
2:26:45 PM
Rare 15.3%
Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle.
"Like I said…"
6/28/2010
2:24:40 PM
Rare 15.3%