You befriended your father.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Unlock all trophies in I.Q Intelligent Qube.

Clear the final Stage.

Get a perfect on Stage 8.

Get a perfect on Stage 7.

Get a perfect on Stage 6.