You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You sold 300 junk items.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Collect half the Blast Shards

Rescue 10 escaped conduits from angry mobs

Stand up for the helpless

Clear the D.U.P. completely out of a district

Practice self-control

Risk your freedom to protect those you care about

Defeat 75 Enemies in a row without dying.