"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!"
Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.
8/3/2024
6:35:31 AM
Rare 11.9%
"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."
Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
8/3/2024
6:35:30 AM
Rare 21.0%
"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!"
Ask Glottis about the tree farm.
8/3/2024
6:35:28 AM
Rare 24.3%
"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work."
Try to guess Domino's password a few times.
8/3/2024
6:35:27 AM
Rare 17.5%
"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"
Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
8/3/2024
6:35:24 AM
Rare 34.3%
"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."
Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
8/3/2024
6:35:24 AM
Rare 31.3%
"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..."
Talk to Glottis about cravings.
8/3/2024
6:35:22 AM
Rare 22.2%
"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it."
Scare the living a few times.
8/3/2024
6:35:21 AM
Rare 26.2%
"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."
Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
8/3/2024
6:35:20 AM
Common 58.5%
The Right Way
Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this trophy.
8/3/2024
6:35:19 AM
Very Rare 6.0%
Big Tease
Perform an emote just before coming first in a race round
7/31/2024
5:51:53 AM
Ultra Rare 2.2%
Know DP? Know madness
Complete the game on Ultra-Violence! difficulty
7/25/2024
5:22:10 AM
Ultra Rare 3.7%
Suck it, Wolverine!
Complete "Front Gates of EEEEEEEVIL!" from start to finish without dying
7/25/2024
5:22:03 AM
Very Rare 5.2%