Win a race without using boost

Acquired La Esponja Grande

Tried every possible Face-Off feature

Used all the Bile Tubes in all directions

Sailed to the alleged resting place of La Esponja Grande

Get all of the Summoning Artifacts

Made LeChuck do something embarassing on the cliff

Create and win 10 free-play races

Kicked LeFlay off the Screaming Narwhal

Escaped from Flotsam Island

Encountered a shipload of references to the previous Monkey Island games

Experienced a brief, yet horrifying transformation