Get a recording contract for the youngest Pedro.

Defeat Jurgen at a rhyming duel.

Have Max be anointed by the Feet.

Save Grandpa Stinky from his own personal hell.

Make Jurgen lose his ability to keep up with the latest trends.

Obtain all the Legendary Equipment.

Help Sam become a unionized waiter and pass the "Wipeout" entrance exam.

Make Jurgen an uncool dancer in front of his zombie army.

Defeat the Sphinx.

Help Baby Glenn Miller create his latest hit song.

Unlock the location: The TV Studio.

Clear the game without using any continues.

Save Sybil from the giant Bermuda Triangle. Well, at least make a good attempt.