Gained five noisemakers through lockpicking.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Completed Episode 2: "A House Divided"

Made it to the ski lodge.

Found a way across the water.