You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Hit an enemy with a weapon bounced against a wall

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Get an A+ on any chapter

Save Pueblucho

Enter the world of the dead