Score 10 points in Flappy Goat

Defeated The Duchess.

Fall to your death for the first time.

Buy all hats

Find all collectibles on level 2

Fight the turtle

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds