Score a goal from a volley

Score within the first 5 minutes of the game in a game vs the CPU

Defeat 25 Nurses with the Steel Pipe

Make a successful through pass using the touchscreen

Lose more than 400% health in one Zone without dying

Complete a Zone without turning on your flashlight

Complete Zone 1

Create a character

Score a goal using the screen (touchscreen) shot, or a rear touch pad shot

Perform 1 of each type of "-ality"

Perform any fighter's hidden finishing move

Win a Versus Match