Draw
Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters.
"Now all we need is the spaghetti..."
4/24/2009
6:38:47 PM
Rare 12.7%
Meat Your Maker
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker.
"Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."
4/24/2009
6:25:50 PM
Rare 11.5%
Say "No" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants.
"Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
4/24/2009
6:22:04 PM
Very Rare 9.5%
Fire Hazard
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers.
"Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."
4/24/2009
6:04:32 PM
Very Rare 9.7%
Better Than One
Score two headshots with one bullet.
"Eat lead...both of you!"
4/24/2009
6:02:46 PM
Rare 28.7%
Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire.
"Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
4/23/2009
1:11:02 AM
Rare 30.8%
Multiplayer Master!
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."
4/22/2009
7:19:43 PM
Rare 15.3%
Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting.
"Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
4/22/2009
7:19:35 PM
Rare 15.3%
Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle.
"Like I said…"
4/22/2009
7:17:30 PM
Rare 15.3%
Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7.
"I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"
4/22/2009
6:12:27 AM
Rare 16.9%
Boom
Blow up 50 explosive objects.
"Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
4/22/2009
5:39:57 AM
Rare 11.2%
Uncovered
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects.
"I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"
4/22/2009
5:21:51 AM
Rare 40.4%
Talk!
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."
4/22/2009
5:02:39 AM
Rare 17.7%
Your Turn
Defeat Altos Tratus.
"Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."
4/22/2009
5:00:32 AM
Rare 17.7%
Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
"You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
4/21/2009
8:28:36 PM
Rare 26.0%
Russian Attack
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47.
"They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
4/21/2009
8:17:28 PM
Rare 28.6%
Tramm Ride
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm.
"One-two shot right to the tentacles."
4/21/2009
7:05:29 PM
Rare 19.5%
Pure Energy
Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol.
"Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
4/21/2009
7:00:12 PM
Rare 19.8%
Housing Crisis
Escape from Dexter's mansion.
"I gotta get me a house like THAT!"
4/21/2009
4:16:14 PM
Rare 25.6%
Death Hazard
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills.
"Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"
4/21/2009
3:39:41 PM
Rare 25.8%
...Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end.
"Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
4/21/2009
5:57:20 AM
Rare 17.6%
Deja-Vu
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3.
"Your present ends now. Again."
4/21/2009
5:48:34 AM
Rare 28.7%