You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You've spent $500.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You have uncovered the truth about Brad.

You made a big impression at the Paleto Bay Chicken Festival.

You performed a classic blitz play.