While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You befriended your father.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You have joined the KKK.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.