Epic Legendary Prize
Sit through the entirety of the really annoying countdown show on TV.
2/12/2025
5:06:10 AM
Ultra Rare 3.7%
Carried Stan's Load To Completion
Complete the game with Stan's product in your inventory.
2/12/2025
3:51:19 AM
Rare 16.3%
Playing Favorites
Sacrifice a Gatlian other than Kenny during the fight against Garmantuous.
2/12/2025
3:50:28 AM
Very Rare 8.5%
Spent 15 Hours At The Alien Strip Club
Spend 15 hours at the very real in-game alien strip club.
2/12/2025
3:07:57 AM
Rare 23.6%
We're All Very Impressed, Trust Me
Juggle an enemy in the air with at least 5 shots.
2/9/2025
4:20:36 AM
Common 58.7%