You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You've spent $500.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You completed your first day in South Park.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.